Were I live now, I'm fortunate to have what I'm beginning to assume is a shop of a dying breed: the independent video game store. This seems especially true now that GameStop owns pretty much every other game store chain. While poking my head into the one closest to me, I uncovered a little gem from my youth: , the resulting nostalgia bomb was irresistible, but now I needed a console to play on, I haven't owned a Sega Genesis since I regrettably gave mine away to a relative years ago.
While the little shop did have a Genesis in stock (and even a 32x to go with it), this thing caught my eye. The Retron 3 is a clone system that can play NES, SNES, and Genesis games, just the thing for a retrogamer who is running out of A/V inputs on his TV (and it was on sale!). I took the little thing home, with a Sega controller (good, because the "wireless" controllers that came with it were pretty awful) and was shortly afterwards playing a cyborg kick-boxer punching a caveman in the face, awesome.
The system seemed to work great, for my NES and Sega collections, but things went sour when I tried out one of my few SNES carts; the sound was horribly distorted as can be heard here. It sounds like some serious clipping, like the volume was cranked up too high. Turns out I was right, this was exactly the case: a little more research revealed a flaw with the assembly of the unit's SNES side. For the SNES's audio amp, they used 2.7kOhm resistors, when something like 33kOhm would have been appropriate. Perhaps this was a typo on the data sheet or similar because the resistors in question are SMD, the don't have the traditional color bands a 2.7K Ohm resister is simply marked '272' where as a closer 27k Ohm would be marked '273'. Enough of the electronic lesson, it's clear that the solution is to crack the beast open and give it a transplant.
This seemed like a fantastic
opportunity excuse to use my fancy new tool toy : SainSmart DSO203 Nano I'd wanted an oscilloscope for a long time, but being at best a hobbyist, could never justify having a full expensive bench unit. This little beauty is smaller than my cellphone, and let me trace the audio signal to the spot on the board. (In theory anyway, I was pretty new at using an oscilloscope.)
Special thanks to Benheck.com user Ace_1, who seems to be the resident expert on clone systems, for pointing me in the right direction as to which resistors to replace, as I'm still a rookie to using an oscilloscope, it was taking me a while to trace the audio out on the board.
Once upon a time there was a little boy born in a little town. He was perfect, or so his mother thought. But one thing was different about him. He had a gold screw in his belly button. Just the head of it peeping out. Now his mother was simply glad he had all his finger and toes to count with. But as the boy grew up he realized not everyone had screws in their belly buttons, let alone gold ones. He asked his mother what it was for, but she didn't know.He asked his father, but his father didn't know. he asked his grandparents, but they didn't know either. That settled it for a while but it kept nagging him. Finally, when he was old enough, he packed a bag and set out, hoping he could find someone who knew the truth of it.
He went from place to place, asking everyone who claimed to know anything about anything. He asked midwives and physickers, but they couldn't make heads or tails of it. The boy asked arcanists, tinkers and old hermits living in the woods but no-one had ever seen anything like it.
He went to ask the Cealdim merchants, thinking if anyone would know about gold it would be them. But the merchants didn't know. He went to the arcanists at the University, thinking if anyone would know about screws and their workings, they would. But the arcanists didn't know. The boy followed the road over the Stormwal to ask the witch women of the Tahl but none of them could give him an answer.
Eventually he went to the King of Vint, the richest king in the world but the king didn't know. He went to the Emperor of Atur but even with all his power the Emperor didn't know. He went to each of the small kingdoms, one by one, but no one could tell him anything.
Finally the boy went to the High King of Modeg, the wisest of all the kings in the world. The high king looked closely at the head of the golden screw peeping from the boys belly button. Then the high king made a gesture and his seneschal brought out a pillow of golden silk. On that pillow was a golden box. The high king took a golden key from around his neck,opened the box, and inside was a golden screwdriver.
The king took the screwdriver and motioned the boy to come closer. trembling with excitement the boy did. The high king took the golden screwdriver and put it into the boy's belly button.
Then the high king carefully turned the golden screw. Once: nothing. Twice:Nothing. Then he turned it the third time and....the boy's ass fell off.
-From The Wise Man's Fear by Patrick Rothfuss