Ok, I tried to make joke about politics. Realized I couldn't. Broke down and wept for- no, wait, I just didn't have enough knowledge of the subject matter. Then I realized who the candidates are. Broke down and wept. Still weeping. Shout me out tomorrow or something. Maybe I'll be ok after a bottle of 1914 Gold Medal Jack Daniels and a pack of smokes.
-le Ed.