Well this is a farewell dedication to my friends Rob and Aaron. No they're not dead, but as we speak, they are probably aboard a bus headed God knows where to begin their basic training and beginning their career in the army.
Groups of friends eventually break up, it always happens. The only friends that stay together through high school, college, and beyond, exist purely on TV. I've had to deal with sort of thing from the other side before, and it sucks. I suppose sub-consciously that I resent you guys a little for completely ruining my social life, who will I go to parties with now? Not Andy, that's almost a given.
But again, you're not dead, no matter what left wing enthusiasts say about the army. At any rate, I extend this offer to you, when you get back from basic, all tough, and but mere hollow shells of what you used to be, I will personally see to it that you will get so drunk that the psychological scars of boot camp will fade away. That's what friends are for.
Posted by Brandorf at January 27, 2004 6:43 AM